In case you weren’t aware, R. Kelly can turn most anything into a song — and a sexy song at that. He proves it to Rolling Stone with string of future classics including “Sex Dolphin†(“Swimmin’ in your waters with you / I wanna be a dolphin to youâ€), “Ice Hockey†(“I wanna be your ice hockey player, dragon slayer, girl / And we can get into one of them fights, like they do, on hockey every nightâ€), and “Italian Hero Sandwich of Love†(“Bring you and your friend to my crib baby / And y’all can sandwich me / Like an Italian hero sandwichâ€). He even checks to make sure it’s “hero†and not “gyro.†That is true songwriting professionalism.
