HOUSE OF CARDS
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House of Cards’ thirteen-episode second season will debut on Netflix on February 14, the company announced today. Happy Valentine’s Day, folks! Instead of doing something corny and “romantic,†stay home and watch hours and hours of Kevin Spacey drawling his way through the dazzlingly corrupt halls of Washington, D.C., occasionally engaging in comically off-putting oral sex, reveling in the unique magic that is good barbecue, and pensively exhaling cigarette smoke. Come for the “Twitter twat,†stay for television’s best haircut.