If the sunny shrieking endorsement of Paul Rudd isn’t enough to make you care about One Direction, then nothing will. Vanessa Bayer and Rudd really go wild for 1D in the new SNL promos, but aren’t we all more interested in what happens during those long, silent hours when they’re kept as living statues? All kidding aside, this episode is going to be wonderful. Oh sorry, we meant One Direction-ful.