Watch Conan O’Brien Visit the American Girl Store

Grown men are instantly more attractive when they’re with something adorable like a baby or small puppy, but when Conan visited the American Girl store in Los Angeles, the results were both weird and hilarious. Watch the clip above to see Conan learn a little more about the American Girl dolls, then emotionally connect with his own made-up, present-day, finicky eater illegal German immigrant doll Agnes. (By the way Conan, if you think Caroline’s story is tragic, you don’t want to know what happens to Kirsten’s best friend Marta.)

Watch Conan O’Brien Visit the American Girl Store