Michelle Obama visited the Tonight Show Thursday to hang out with Jimmy Fallon’s alter ego, Sara, on her teen-girl show, Ew! Will Ferrell stopped by to wear pigtails and make out with his own headshot. All three discussed whether kale chips and exercise are disgusting. The debate rages, but we can all agree on one thing: The nation’s stepdad, Gary, needs to get out of the basement and stop humiliating us.