HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 2: Christian Bale arrives at the 86th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 2, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Dan MacMedan/WireImage)
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And according to the Wrap, he won’t direct the movie unless Bale is attached as Steve Jobs. Except no one has actually asked Christian Bale yet, so: Hey, Christian Bale, if you are reading this, give David Fincher a call. (P.S. Have you ever been Kermit for Halloween? Be honest.)