“I signed up for something to just [have] a camera just be there, not a reality show,†said Lindsay Lohan, to the cameras, during the third episode of her OWN reality show. “No offense to the Kardashians. They do a great job with theirs, but I don’t ever want to be that.†No offense, Lindsay Lohan, but you are currently starring on your own reality show.
But at least this week we got a taste of what we wanted all along: an Oprah-Lindsay one-on-one. Reality show or not, Oprah’s life advice never disappoints: “When you change a schedule, you know what happens. You’re a professional woman. And it’s not just for you; you have a whole team of people who are relying on you right now for this particular experience, for creating this documentary. If you don’t want that, then change that.â€
To sum it all up? “You need to cut the bullshit.†Someone get that Oprah quote embroidered on a commemorative blanket, immediately.