WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 03: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama speaks during an event honoring the 2014 Olympic and Paralympic teams with Jon Lujan (R) and Julie Chi (C) at the White House April 3, 2014 in Washington, DC. Obama congratulated the Olympians and Paralympians on their performance and thanked them for representing the U.S. during the 2014 Olympic Winter Games in Sochi, Russia. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images
Michelle Obama will appear on the May 7 episode of Nashville, in which Rayna (Connie Britton) organizes a charity confer, ABC announced today. Oh, FLOTUS, Nashville? We’ll assume the First Lady is too busy to keep up with the show, because if she’d seen even a single episode this season, she’d know that it has really lost its luster; there’s nothing inherently wrong with country-music kabuki, but there’s no excuse for terrible pacing and unrecognizable human behavior. At least iCarly knew how to see a story through to its natural conclusion.