Jimmy Kimmel Live brought back its much-loved segment “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets†last night, and included Matthew McConaughey (“d*ck turdâ€), Emma Stone (“looks like she smells like cat pissâ€), Ashton Kutcher (“needs to get hit by a bus ASAPâ€), and probably the best tweet ever written about Ethan Hawke. You’ll have to watch to see that one. (And click here to see how the mean tweeters responded to these celebrities reading their mean tweets out loud on national TV.)