“The breath of the greatest dragon forged the Iron Throne … the swords of the vanquished, a thousand of them, melted together like so many candles …†Thusly did the Iron Throne go from the seat of power for Joffrey of Houses Baratheon and Lannister, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm to a casual sitting chair for Puff Daddy in a music video called “I Want the Love.†In Puff’s Westeros, there are snowmobiles and Meek Mill, which sounds like a lot more fun than Walls and dragons anyhow.
