If there is one thing that can be said about Johnny Depp, it is that he can pull off way more hairstyles and facial-hair styles than the average human. This continues to be true in Mortdecai, which comes out next February and stars Depp as a charming yet daft British spy with a remarkably coiffed mustache. Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Oliver Platt, Aubrey Plaza, Ewan McGregor, and Olivia Munn are Depp’s mustache-free co-stars. Have you ever wished James Bond wasn’t ruggedly handsome, but offbeatly quite pretty for man?