Riccardo Tisci Had a Way Better Weekend Than We Did
Photo: courtesy photo
Hey! What’d you get up to this weekend? Did you board an EasyJet to the land of perpetual 2004, dress up in your finest “subversive” formalwear, and dance the night away in honor of Riccardo Tisci’s 40th birthday with Kimye, Kendall, and Bieber? No? We didn’t either. Everything is sad.
At the very least, those who did attend the Givenchy designer’s 40th — which took place in Ibiza this weekend (his actual birthday is August 8) — were sure to thoroughly Instagram the summer’s most FOMO-inducing event. Here’s a little scrapbook of the party you weren’t invited to, but if you turn on the shower and squint while clicking through our slideshow, it’s just like you were there.
The Coveted Invitation
Lucky Guests Greeted by Magnificent Horses The only neigh-sayers in attendance.
The Birthday Boy Tisci received the gift of solid-gold Beats by Dre headphones.
Mariacarla Boscono While his guests danced to a live performance by Kanye West.
Jared Leto We didn't get to hang out with Jared Leto.
The Brothers Brant, Afef Jnifen, and Naomi Campbell Or either of the Brants.
Kanye, Kim, Kate, and Naomi "You can't sit with us." We know, Kim. We know.
Mariacarla Boscono, Edward Enninful, Harry Brant, Peter Brant Jr., Frankie Rayder, Riccardo Tisci, Veroniek Gielkens, and Giovanna Battaglia ...
Mariacarla Boscono, Edward Enninful, Harry Brant, Peter Brant Jr., Frankie Rayder, Riccardo Tisci, Veroniek Gielkens, and Giovanna Battaglia The Brants may or may not have Photoshopped themselves into this one.
Professor Green, Millie Mackintosh, Edward Enninful, Beth Ditto, and Anna Dello Russo Even if we were there, we wouldn't have fit into the photo ...
Professor Green, Millie Mackintosh, Edward Enninful, Beth Ditto, and Anna Dello Russo Even if we were there, we wouldn't have fit into the photo booth.
Khalil, Kendall Jenner, and Justin Bieber Well, at least we didn't have to be in this photo with the Biebs.
Riccardo Tisci, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner Or this one.
Riccardo Tisci's Birthday Cake That cake probably tasted so good. Like it was made of heaven.
Fin Can you see the Ibiza sun rise through a blinding hangover? We'll never know.
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