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Animals: They don’t even know that they’re owned by a celebrity. Regardless, they’ve got big egos, big ears, big paws, and big attitudes. Click through the Cut’s slideshow of celebrity pets with personalities.
George, a Dog Like all the love in your heart, this dog should be too big to carried by Ryan Gosling, but it's not.
Photo: Ginsburg/Spaly Inc.
Baby Luv, a Kinkajou This creature, which is described as "raccoonlike," turned upon its owner who happens to be Paris Hilton and bit h...Baby Luv, a Kinkajou This creature, which is described as "raccoonlike," turned upon its owner who happens to be Paris Hilton and bit her on the leg in 2006.
Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua Fulfilling a series of life peaks for certain types of scenesters, this animal belonging to Paris Hilton has: (1) sat fro... Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua Fulfilling a series of life peaks for certain types of scenesters, this animal belonging to Paris Hilton has: (1) sat front row at DVF and Narciso Rodriguez shows; (2) appeared on SNL; (3) entertained television audiences on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno; (4) and notably attended a Golden Globes party.
Photo: 2005 Getty Images
OG Mally, a Monkey Justin Bieber's monkey was stuck in Germany for a long time.
Finn, an Australian Shepherd Amanda Seyfried's dog has a (useful? hard-earned?) skill of balancing things on his head. This is most remarkable wh... Finn, an Australian Shepherd Amanda Seyfried's dog has a (useful? hard-earned?) skill of balancing things on his head. This is most remarkable when it's a thing that is clearly coveted by dogs, like hamburgers. He showed this off to David Letterman, who was probably impressed.
Pippa, a French Bulldog Once, the pet of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend had to watch them make out and he was like: Ugh, parents, right? P...Pippa, a French Bulldog Once, the pet of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend had to watch them make out and he was like: Ugh, parents, right? Photo: 2014 Alessio Botticelli
Mr. Amazing / Prince, a Pomeranian Like Prince the singer, this creature is small and has beautiful eyelashes. Paris Hilton paid $13,000 for him,... Mr. Amazing / Prince, a Pomeranian Like Prince the singer, this creature is small and has beautiful eyelashes. Paris Hilton paid $13,000 for him, but she's extremely rich, and so that's a relative cost.
Photo: 2014 Bauer-Griffin
French Bulldog Ashley Olsen's dog has good ears. Photo: Bauer-Griffin LLC
Chunk, a Dog Once, Chelsea Handler brought her dog to the gym. He was like, OKAY, but is there anything for me to do there? I hope so! ...Chunk, a Dog Once, Chelsea Handler brought her dog to the gym. He was like, OKAY, but is there anything for me to do there? I hope so! Photo: AKM Images / GSI Media
Olivia Benson, a Cat Taylor Swift carried her cat like a baby or a stole or something while on a walk in New York.
Photo: 2014 Raymond Hall
Jacques, an English Bulldog This dog of the Jolie-Pitts is not a pit but he is jolly. Photo: Contact: Insight News and Features, Inc.
Various Corgis Queen Elizabeth's dogs don't know about the British system of royalty, but there they are.
Photo: 2009 Getty Images
Puddy, an English Bulldog Perhaps Chrissy Teigen named her dog after the color of muddy clay or after the quality of being acquiescent in the han... Puddy, an English Bulldog Perhaps Chrissy Teigen named her dog after the color of muddy clay or after the quality of being acquiescent in the hands of his beloved.
Photo: Michael Simon
Choupette, a Cat Karl Lagerfeld's cat is bored with this business.
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