Last month Nick Offerman delighted us by unveiling his handcrafted, solid-wood emoji in a Conan-aired faux infomercial. Since demand for the goods was so high, Conan announced tonight that the larger-than-life poop and smiley faces are becoming real. The show teamed up with Tilt.com to create 100 prototypes of the massive emoticons to sell for charity, with all proceeds (they cost $100 each) benefiting the Children’s Defense Fund. The first wave of emoji sold out in hours, but check back here for a second round, purportedly beginning Tuesday.