What is this vast, mixed-up thing we call the universe? For some “scientists,†it’s an ever-expanding notion of what we know as time and space, but Bill Nye has the real answer on Inside Amy Schumer: †The universe is essentially a force sending guidance to white women in their 20s.†Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer drop by to help explain this most eternal of mysteries. Yes, that girl wearing the Zayn Malik T-shirt was totally the universe’s way of telling you it’s time to find your own direction and leave your man. Thanks, universe!
