Amy Schumer finally gave us a glimpse at what a Bill Cosby trial would look like on her show Tuesday night. Well, a satirical trial at least. Schumer plays Cosby’s defense attorney, using nostalgia, ironclad logic, and yelling to prove that Cosby, a.k.a. Dr. Huxtable, could never be guilty of allegedly assaulting so many people. She also pokes fun at the people who don’t want their Cosby joy and memories tarnished: “If convicted, the next time you put on a rerun of The Cosby Show, you might wince a little,†she says. “We deserve to dance like no one’s watching, and watch like no one’s raping.†Yep, she went there.
