The eminently quotable Noel Gallagher does not suffer fools. So even though Gallagher has never had the pleasure of meeting Zayn Malik, he had some thoughts about his decision to leave the biggest job of his 22 years of existence. “You can be fucking anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you fuckin’ idiot,†he told Rolling Stone. “You want to be a normal 22-year-old?â€
Here’s the quote in full:
It’s a strange thing for that lad to have done at that age. The greatest quote was — I laughed out loud when I read it — “I just want to be a normal 22-year-old.†Pfft. Who wants to be a normal 22-year-old?! Hang on a minute. You can be fucking anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you fuckin’ idiot. You want to be a normal 22-year-old? Have you met any normal 22-year-olds? They’re fuckin’ shit-for-brains. What are you talking about, you fuckin’ idiot? God. All those young Japanese girls suckin’ me cock. So shallow and meaningless. I’ll say this to you, Zayn: You might have wanted to be a normal 22-year-old, but you won’t want to be a normal 25-year-old [laughs].
Poor Zayn. Now no one will want to give him a blow job.