George Clooney loves to prank. It’s the secret to his youth. Remember that time he pranked Amy Poehler and Tina Fey for their Gravity joke at the Golden Globes? (“It’s a story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.â€) Well, he got them back by writing them a letter as Matt Damon on Matt Damon’s letterhead, which said that Damon’s daughter was hurt by their jokes. The prank failed, though, because the ladies saw right through him. (Don’t mess with Tina and Amy, George.) But Clooney already has something darker in the works. He tells his archduke of pranking: “Right now I’m doing something so heinous and so horrible that there are many famous people all across this town right now that have framed photos of this hanging on their wall and don’t have any idea what I’ve done. It’s horrifying.â€
