Amy Schumer may not be totally down for starring on The Bachelorette, but you know what other reality show she was born for? The Real Housewives of Secaucus. Or Newark. Or Cincinnati. Or any other location Schumer will allow Bravo to move her to so we can watch her steal every married person within a one-mile radius. And true to her Friday Night Lights parody, she’ll do it all with an oversize wineglass in hand.
Amy Schumer Was Born to Be on The Real Housewives, and She’s Got the Audition Tape to Prove It
