What’s a progressive, sexually liberated New York City Jewess to do on this most hallowed of holidays? Does she become sexy pizza rat? Sexy Kim Kardashian? (Redundant, we know.) Or does she reject the social pressure to wear something sexy, not out of a sense of moral prudery but rather because it’s just too damn cold for those heels? In the words of one of those honorable judges, “Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.â€
