You go ahead and poke that Capri Sun as hard as you want, James. On Kimmel last night, Daniel Craig tried out a few new favorite cocktails for 007, but it makes no difference whether he’s drinking a strawberry daiquiri, a Mr. PiBB, or a classic martini. You think I won’t drink a martini strained through James Bond’s socks? Watch me. I want you all to watch me! Bond can order any drink he wants, and he’ll still be an international ladies man. Except for the one with Coppertone Moisture Mist Bronzing Spray in it. It’s probably hard to seduce anyone when you’re in a medically induced coma.
