During his visit to last night’s Late Night, John Mulaney shared some good news and some bad news. The good news: He and his wife recently bought a house, so they finally have a home to call their own. The bad news: The backyard of their new house is currently home to three coyotes who are undoubtedly just waiting for the perfect chance to kill their dog Petunia. “She is never near the coyotes, but she’s a delicious looking dog,†he told Seth Meyers. “Three times a day I think of cooking her and eating her, and she’s one of my only friends.†Watch more from Mulaney’s interview with Meyers below:
John Mulaney Is Afraid of the Serial Killer Coyotes in His Backyard
