Justin Bieber.
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It turns out you might not be forced to talk about Justin Bieber’s penis this Thanksgiving after all, as TMZ reports that Bieber has pulled out of a series of Thanksgiving events, due to what’s only being called “personal reasons.†(They also dutifully report that these reasons are “NOT related to drugs or alcohol.â€) Bieber had been scheduled to appear on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show Tuesday night, as well as perform in a pretaped segment during CBS’s broadcast of the Thanksgiving Day parade, but it looks like America’s favorite holiday will have to go forward without its favorite 21-year-old Canadian.