Each year, the holidays bring with them a few constants: forced conversation, racist uncles, and a smattering of infectious parody songs. As we’re all just one day away from having the first two tenets of Turkey Day thrust upon us, we thought it wise to provide you all with your third. From Splitsider favorite (or, favourite, for our across-the-pond readers) Paul Gale comes this charming anthem about passion and extreme gastrointestinal turmoil. We hope you’ll enjoy the melody, and think twice before dipping any turkey legs in the mashed potatoes…if you know what we’re saying. We’re talking about fucking on Thanksgiving and, now that we’ve said it, we’re not even really sure if people eat turkey legs. Turkey is served sliced usually, right? Whatever, leave any thoughts in the comments.
Luke is a writer/director for CollegeHumor and a watcher of many web videos. Send him yours @LKellyClyne.