While guesting on Ellen this week, 13 Hours star John Krasinski let us all in on little trade secret available only to the loneliest, most date-free among us. Apparently, if you ever go stag to the Golden Globes because you have no date to go with you, you’ll get to sit with Leonardo DiCaprio and the [insert future DiCaprio Oscar-bait movie here] team because there will be one extra seat at their table. On the downside, Alejandro G. Iñárritu will look at you with a mixture of confusion and pity that will cut you to your very core, but that’s just the price you pay to almost touch greatness/for being alone.