Well, if David Bowie and Jane Krakowski both sang about heroes, then they have to be at least kind of cool. The finest of the rich monster ladies Jane Krakowski, along with Stephen Colbert, sang an ode last night to all the off-putting weirdos and carnivorous animals who serve an important function in our society. We really should be more thankful for bats. Their creepy screams, their little scrabbling claws, their desperate struggle to untangle themselves from your hair after dive-bombing you during those midnight Times Square Elmo fights. All those chewed-up bugs in their mouths. Yeah, those guys are all right.
