It’s primary day in New York! Time to cringe in anticipatory embarrassment as even the most competent candidates struggle to use language and forge human connection, praying and hoping they won’t make some kind of humiliating, culturally offensive faux pas. Oh, and vote. It is also time for us to vote. Take heart: After today, we only have a few more months of this! Then, of course, a few more months after that, then a few years before the election cycle starts again, and then forever and ever until we die. See you at your local polling station, everyone!
