In honor of Steve Rogers’s icy tomb and his subsequent return to the land of the living, Chris Evans and Jimmy Fallon doused each other’s genitals in freezing cold water on The Tonight Show last night. Oh, also they are playing a card game. All in all, it seems like a fitting tribute to one of our nation’s greatest superheroes. Just imagine Captain America watching them from behind a velvet curtain, slowly nodding his head and smiling.
