Fred Armisen and Kate McKinnon envy you. They’ve never been able to watch themselves on SNL. Well, they could watch themselves later when the episode is up on Hulu, but they can’t watch themselves while they perform live. Well, they could if SNL set up some kind of giant mirrored wall in front of the stage, but then everyone would get confused and start using the opposite hand or exiting in the wrong direction. It would be a goddamn mess and you know it. So please, enjoy the privilege you have as someone who is not nor will probably ever be on Saturday Night Live, and watch them with your eyeholes this weekend. Thank you.
