Chad Johnson, the sentient vat of male fragility and Creatine that got the villain edit (and probably deserved it) on The Bachelorette this year, was booted off the show last night, which meant he could start appearing on late-night TV like we always wanted. Jimmy Kimmel did a video interview with Chad and his dog, Pumpkin, in which Chad answered all your pressing questions: Yes, he did hook up with a fellow contestant’s ex; no, he is not actually planning to beat up rival-for-JoJo’s-heart Jordan Rodgers; Yes, his sense of humor is exceedingly corny in real life; and, yes, he is stopping by Bachelor in Paradise — and from the looks of it, any other televised program that will have him.