How fake is this new Pyat Ozer vodka commercial starring Roman Burtsev, Russia’s bootleg version of Leonardo DiCaprio? на Ñамом деле поддельные! (Oh, that’s Russian for “very fake.â€) The product itself isn’t actually fake — c’mon, you know those Russians take their vodka very seriously — but the underlying spirit of deception remains. We get a fake iPhone, a fake BMW, fake Christian Louboutin heels, a fake Adidas tracksuit, and even a fake girlfriend! But alas, some things just can’t be faked, such as the imminent throat-burning sensation from downing a few shots of vodka while boating around a picturesque pond. Or is it … a fake pond?