Boy, the Penis family is going to have a lot to talk about on their group text this morning! After what one can only assume is months of work deciphering which celebrity name can spell something dirty, Jimmy Kimmel finally broke it to Star Trek Beyond’s Chris Pine that if you rearrange the letters in his name, you get the even better name Rich Penis. And here all the men named Richard Penis thought they merely had a horrible, lewd curse of a name. Now they have a cool bit of trivia to discuss at the Annual Penis Family Reunion, which is good because the protesters keep tearing down their banner and throwing paint on their commemorative T-shirts.
