Better make sure the Late Night Talk Show Host Guild health insurance covers “dramatically dislocated penis.†James Corden gets full Wile E. Coyote for his goofy Jason Bourne stunt sketch with Matt Damon, and boy, it just makes you wish he was actually some indestructible man who could get run down by a train and live. It’s hard to set yourself apart in the late-night scene, but having someone break a board over your head every night until the end of time? People would tune in for that.
