The red carpet isn’t nearly as glamorous as you think, unless you think disguised marketing campaigns are super glamorous. In a clip from the August 23 return of Adam Ruins Everything, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom explains as much, donning her red-carpet best, and then switching into a look that better resembles us normals. See, the real explanation of red-carpet magic lies in a team of stylists and a designer’s marketing team. Turns out, your favorite stars are more like human NASCAR cars — NASCAR cars with awesome manicures.