Oh sure, Seth Meyers seems like a kind man who would give perfectly lovely advice to college freshmen. But once Michelle Obama walks in the room, he might as well be a pile of unwashed twin XL sheets filled with dried-up pizza crusts. The First Lady and the Late Night host visited Howard University to teach kids how to eat well away from home, communicate with their weird parents, and, most importantly, relax, a state of being that is kind of difficult to achieve once Michelle Obama walks in the room and you’ve burst into spontaneous tears.