Michelle Obama is like the rest of us in that if she had to be stranded on a desert island with one person she would choose Beyoncé. She’s unlike the rest of us in that (a) She could probably arrange that, and (b) Beyoncé would probably choose her too. Last night in an interview with Stephen Colbert, the First Lady discussed her relationship with Queen B, saying they get along because they’re both just a couple of “low-key ladies.†Now, if Malia would only stop asking Barack about climate change at the dinner table so they could have a proper talk about more important things, like Lemonade.Â