Divorce may market itself as a comedy, but if the official trailers are any indication, an excessive amount of dramatic and angry divorce proceedings are in store for us — complete with very mature rock-throwing and chair-kicking! Starring HBO darling Sarah Jessica Parker as a New York woman named Frances who decides to unexpectedly pursue a divorce from her husband (Thomas Haden Church), the conscious uncoupling winds up being a very, very drawn-out and passive-aggressive affair. (Is it because he listened to way too much Supertramp? Respect the classics, girl!) Also starring Molly Shannon and Talia Balsam, Frances and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Divorce — er, sorry, Divorce — is set to debut on October 9. Don’t get married, y’all.