Could CBS blur the rest of this election? Stephen Colbert loves to make those late-night censors earn their keep, and Monday night he handed them a big, floppity challenge when he diagrammed the many, many conspiracies in play to keep Donald Trump out of office. While the Late Show host should certainly not be forgiven for making you think about Donald Trump’s penis, the last month of this election season will, in general, not let you go a day without calling your attention to it and its many whims and peccadilloes. Hopefully, in November, this will all be over and you’ll be able to think about something more pleasant than Donald’s junk. Like, say, your childhood home burning down, or one of those dogs that uses a little dog wheelchair getting stuck in the mud.
