Samantha Bee needs a new hat. And that hat? It’s you. Oh, you won’t do much for her outfit, but you will do a lot for her ego, and isn’t that what being a star is all about? In an homage to Donald Trump’s most-recent scandal, the Full Frontal host leaked her own disgusting audio, and quickly followed it up with an equally foul apology letter. It’s hard to parody the absurd, but lord knows, you can’t just let it stand. Especially because standing makes the clacking noise much more audible.