Kate McKinnon doesn’t want a lot for Christmas. There is is just one thing she needs: a poop log. See, you put a bunch of tasty holiday treats in the poop log. Then you hit it with sticks, obviously. Then it poops out some presents for you — hopefully not herring, as that would be too salty. Anyway, let’s just let Kate McKinnon fill in all the details with the energy of a college sophomore who just got back from studying abroad.