Despite offering definitive proof someone was nerdier than you as a child, Natalie Portman’s baby band The World Patrol Kids is not, as she’d have you believe, embarrassing at all. Our children should be celebrating corn and grass and wheat for just as long as the Earth’s biosphere can sustain them, which, depending on climate change, might not be a whole lot longer. Change the name to something a little less Team America, and The World Patrol Kids can start the group back up again. It certainly can’t hurt anything other than their pride as adults, when a television audience sees what dweebs they were.
