Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Reports from Trump’s Presidential Inauguration on ‘Conan’

If you’re curious what it was like on the ground at Donald Trump’s inauguration in DC last week, look no further than this brand new report filed by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog during last night’s Conan. Triumph interviews a bunch of Trump supporters, drops a bunch of sick burns along the way (“Look at this inspiring mass of overweight, overage, predominantly white humanity! Nothing but Roseannes and Fieris as far as the eye can see!�), and attempts to create some kind of common ground between Trump’s supporters and those who oppose him. “Donald Trump being sworn in as president. Right now millions of Americans are peeing in their pants. Ironically this only serves to strengthen Trump’s erection.�