Breaking news — the Fifty Shades film and book series are pretty sexy affairs. But do you know what decisively isn’t a sexy affair? Jamie Dornan doing silly noises in his faux American accent to put Dakota Johnson at ease during their sex scenes, which Dornan somehow winds up turning into classic American fanfare tunes. (Which, double surprise, is actually a thing Ryanair does when they land. Step up your game, United.) No mean things to say here, it’s honestly pretty cute.