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Cam’ron Reverses His No-Snitching Policy, But Only for Trump

All his life Cam’ron has abided by the strict code “snitches get stitches,†a belief he publicized in an infamous interview with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes in 2007 where he swore he wouldn’t even snitch on a serial killer living next door. He’s been true to his word in the decade since, but in these trying times, some exceptions must be made. In a new PSA for The Daily Show, Cam’ron has reneged on his no-snitching policy and permitted us all to snitch only on Donald Trump as often as possible because it’s our goddamn American duty. “Ya’ll snitches have a civic ass responsibility to tell us what he’s up to,†he now says. Cam’ron’s calling on the CIA, government bureaucrats, and Melania Trump (though he has a much better name for her) to snitch on the president at will. Meanwhile, Cam’ron just has one question for Trump: You mad?

Cam’ron Wants Us All to Snitch on Donald Trump