Leighton Meester may have left her Blair Waldorf days behind, but she’s always in for a good scheme. On the Late Late Show, Meester revealed a latent interest in The Bachelor, a show she’s convinced anyone could win, otherwise “What’s wrong with you?†Unfortunately, we don’t get the details of Meester’s master plan, but we assume it would involve some combination of perfectly constructed insults, well-placed headbands, and some light dance numbers. Too bad she’s married to Adam Brody, otherwise we could get her and January Jones together for a celebrity Bachelor season. First prize is Chuck Bass.