Fame and money do weird things to people, like make them think it’s worth buying a saxophone lamp. John Boyega, still adjusting to the truckloads of money he’s making from the Star Wars movies, has decided to spend his earnings on all the best products, like lion statues to put at the foot of his bed, or a knight figurine that dispenses toilet paper. To be fair, if you had the money, would you be able to resist buying something that literally goes medieval on your ass?