When Amber Tamblyn demands you chug her breast milk, you chug her breast milk. On Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, the Bravo czar took a swig of Tamblyn’s freshly pumped milk. Cohen was totally polite about it — he let out only one major grimace — but was happy to indulge when he learned that Tamblyn had once gulped down Blake Lively’s breast milk. “So does that mean I’ve done it with Ryan Reynolds?†Cohen said, in a spurious application of the transitive property. “Because that would make it all better.â€
Tamblyn’s husband David Cross has also tasted her milk, and recently praised it effusively to the Cut: “It’s way better than almond and soy milk,†he said. “It’s so fucking delicious, it’s like dessert … I don’t mean, ‘Hey, that’s good for breast milk,’ it was just good full stop, period. It was very creamy, somewhat sweet, like a dessert you would pay $50 for at Jean Georges.â€
Congrats, baby Marlow Alice Cross! You’re basically drinking buddies with Andy Cohen and David Cross.