Your Gossip Queen is a Sloppy Queen and your grill work on Black Dad is an embarrassment to your actual father, no matter what race he might be. That’s why Coach Murphy and Coach Palmer, or Will Ferrell and Drake, who is giving off stronger-than-usual Justin Timberlake sketch comedy vibes, stopped by Monday night’s NBA Awards to help you out. They will do everything in their power to completely break you down and rebuild you from scratch, you being your ability to do a real cool handshake.