In response to the news that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has directed the Justice Department to investigate discrimination against white people, during last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel welcomed David Alan Grier to deliver an impassioned plea on behalf of all the poor white souls who have endured so many years of persecution here in the States. “Let’s look at the facts. It all started back in the 1700s when black people took all the seats in the slave ships for themselves, leaving room only for a few white people up top,†he says. “It’s so bad that white people had no choice but to create their own all-white government, and they can’t get a damn thing done.†Hopefully Grier’s speech inspires millions of Americans to call Denzel Washington to demand real change to something that is definitely not a made-up problem by Sessions to get back on Trump’s good side.