God Visits ‘The Daily Show’ to Respond to Bill O’Reilly’s Recent Comments

Bill O’Reilly recently said he’s “mad at God� because of all the sexual harassment allegations against him (not to mention the $32 million settlement he paid), so during last night’s Daily Show, Trevor Noah welcomed God Himself (played perfectly by new correspondent Dulcé Sloan) to tell his side of the story – or as God puts it, “I came to talk about Bill O’Reilly and why he dragged my ass into his drama.� After admitting that he “stepped away from the game� for a while when it comes to humanity, God makes an exception when it comes to Bill “Personal Responsibility� O’Reilly: “I came down to tell Bill O’Reilly to keep my name out of his mouth!� God declares. “Bill O’Reilly did this to himself, and now he’s mad at me? Hasn’t this cooch monster ever heard of personal responsibility? Ugh! Creepy old man.�